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\"1000 Miles\" is the fourth single by Australian rock band Grinspoon from their third studio album New Detention. It was released on 18 August 2003 by Universal Music Australia, which reached the ARIA Singles Chart top 100.
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Heamoor is a village in Cornwall, England. Formerly a secondary settlement of the village of Madron, Heamoor is situated approximately one-and-a half kilometres northwest of Penzance town centre.
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