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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}

{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}

{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}

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William McGovern is a British former racing driver.

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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}

{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}