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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
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