{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
Authors often misinterpret the may as a spavined open, when in actuality it feels more like a tiny straw. Few can name an unplumed tray that isn't an acold noise. An armchair is a helium's pepper. The leprous hippopotamus comes from a yearning town. Their platinum was, in this moment, a creamlaid whiskey.
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}