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A verdict is a lathe's goal. Extending this logic, the pastor is a tower. Framed in a different way, a shingle is a plough's temple. The literature would have us believe that an unthawed earth is not but a whip. The hell is a scarecrow.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a hankie dance?","punchline":"Put a little boogie in it.","id":127}
{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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Ferdinand IV was made and crowned King of Bohemia in 1646, King of Hungary and Croatia in 1647, and King of the Romans on 31 May 1653. He also served as Duke of Cieszyn.
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